MISS CALL / FUNNY JOKES/ROMAN URDU

EK PENDO LARKE NE APNI HONE WALI MANGETER SE POCH.

TUM GIFT MAIN KAYA LO GI..... MAIN NE TUMHAIN GIFT DEENA HEEE.

LARKI NE KAHA NAHAIN REHNE DO .... KOI BAAT NAHAIN...

LARKE NE ZID KI NAHAIN MAIN DOON GA TUM BATAO....

LARKI NE KAHA ACHA RING DE DEENA....

LARKA OK AJ SHAM KO MAIN MISS CALL DOON GA UTHANA NAHIN BALANCE KHTAM HO JAIYE GA .......................

Sardar Sahib ke Sardari latife

SARDAR sahib ko kisi ne phone kiya.

Sardar,,,,, Hello .... kon bol raha he

Dosri taraf se awaz aiyi .... main bool raha hoon

Sardar.... kamal he dosri taraf se bhi main hi bol raha hoon

SMS/ love SMS/ Urdu Poetry SMS/ LOVE POETRY SMS/ Urdu funny sma

Arz hai*
Dil ke angan se chand ka didar ho gaya,
mai dewana ho gaya chand badalo mai kho gaya,

Maine badal hatne ka intjar kiya
tabtak chand kisi aur ka ho gaya
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Socha kisi apne se baat karun
Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karun

Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka,
Dil ne kaha kyun na aapseshuruwat karun
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Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi
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Aaj halki halki baarish hay
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay

Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
apne dost ko kya uphar du

koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du

LATIFE HI LATIFE . 50 BEHTARAIN LATIFE . JO AP KO HAMAISHA YAD RAHAIN GE

1.Ek molvi sahab ki biwi ne romantic hote hove kaha.

aj mere kan main koi payara sa,garam sa naram o mulaim sa kuch kaho.

molvi sahib ne qareeb ja kar ahista se kan main kaha ... HALAWA

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2۔ Ek maan ne apne bete ko nasehat karte hove kaha.
Dekho beeta ham yahaan dosroon ki khidmat karne aiye hain.
Beete ne kuch deer sochte hove kaha .....
" Maan dosre yahan kaya karne aiye hain"
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3. Bacha pehle din schkool se wapas aya to maan ne pocha.
Beeta tum aaj kaya kaya school main seekha?
Bache ne bari masoomiyaat se kaha ... " kuch nahain maan 
kal phir school jana pare ga...
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4. Wo aj bhi sardi se mar rahi he faraz
Main ne ik baar kaha tha tum sweater ke bagheer Katrina kaif lagti ho
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ZINDAGI MAIN TO SABHI PAYAR KIYA KARTE HAIN

Zindagi main to sabhi payar kiya karte hain 

main to mar kar bhi meri jaan tujhe chaoon ga

TUJHE PAYAR KARTE HAIN KARTE RAHAIN GE

MILO NA TUM TO HAM GHABRAIN

MUHABBAT EK SE HOTI HE HAZAROON SE NAHAIN ... LOVE URDU POETRY

Mere khayaloon main chai he ik soorat matwali si

nazuk si sharmeeli si masoom si bholi bhali si

rehti he woh door kahain ata pata maloom nahain

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O SATHI RE TERE BINA BHI KAYA JEENA

O sathi re tere bina bhi kaya jeena

phoolon main kaliyoon main

khushbo ki galiyoon

tere bina kuch kahain na

BABUL(FATHER) POETRY BY AMEER KHUSRO

Kaahay ko biyaahi bides, ray, lakhi baabul moray,
Kaahay ko biyaahi bides........
Bhayiyon ko diye babul mehlay do-mehlay,
Hum ko diya pardes, ray, lakhi babul......
Hum to hain babul teray khoontay ki gayyan,
Jid haankay hank jaayen, ray, lakhi babul......
Hum to hain babul teray belay ki kaliyan,
Ghar ghar maangi jaayen, ray lakhi babul......
Hum to hain babul teray pinjray ki chidiyan,
Bhor bhaye ud jaayen, ray, lakhi babul......
Taaqon bhari mainay gudiyan jo chhodeen
Choota sahelin ka saath, ray lakhi babul......
Kothay talay say palakiya jo nikli,
Beeran nay khaayi pachhad, ray, lakhi babul.....
Dolee ka parda uthakar jo dekha,
Aaya piya ka des, ray, lakhi babul moray.
Kaahay ko biyaahi bides, ray, lakhi baabul moray.

Translation-

Why did you part me from yourself, dear father, why?
You've given houses with two stories to my brothers,
And to me, a foreign land? Why dear father, why?
We (daughters) are just cows tied to your peg,
Will move on to where ever you drive us to, dear father.
We are just flower-buds of your garden,
And are asked for, in every household, dear father.
We are just birds from your cage,
Will fly off when its dawn again, dear father.
I've left at home, alcoves full of dolls;
And parted from my buddies too, dear father.
When my palanquin passed beneath the terrace,
My brother fainted and fell, dear father.
As I remove the curtain from the palanquin,
I see we've reached the beloved146s house, dear father.
Why did you part me from yourself, dear father, why?

MAAN POETRY. BEST POETRY ON MAAN ( MERI AMMAN PAYARI AMMAN) URDU AND PUNJABI

Seeny se laga ke kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko
to laaal hai na sata mujh ko
pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi
na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi
zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko
yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko
muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a
ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya

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Duniya main mujhe jo bhi mila jitna  milla he

sab kuch hi yeh meri maan ka sila he

meri maan o piyari maan

ghutti main mujhe midhate sarkar milli he

hontoon pe tabhi sayede alam ki sana he

sab kuch yeh meri maan ki duaoon ka sila he

 meri maan o payari maan

din rat yeh weranoon se weraan the mere

ab gulshane ummed ka har phool khila he

sab kuch meri maan ka sila he

meri maan o payari maan

sunni hoon main chishti hoon sana khawane nabi hoon

kaya kaya meri taqdeer main khaliq ne likha he

sab kuch yeh meri maan ki duaoon ka sila he

meri maan o payari maan

maan baap ke uthe hove hathoon ki badoolat

dekhoo mere malik ne mujhe kitna diya he

sab kuch yeh meri maan ki duaoon ka sila he

meri maan o payari maan

yad aiye wafa maan ki to beh jate aansoo

dar asal yeh sarkar ki sunnat se wafa he

sub kuch yeh meri maan ki duaoon ka sila he

meri maan o payari maan

Ajmal hoon main sag sayeda zahra ke bachoon ka

dil main mere hassnain ki amman ki haya he

sab kuch yeh meri maan ki duaoon ka sila he

meri maan o payari maan

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Be adbi je maan di keti

fir kujh ni rehna palle 

maan ne jannat rakh ditti e 

maan de peraan thalle

mere aqa ne farmaya tusi kar lo khidmat maan di

jis ne kaaba takna hove tak le soorat maan di

maan di khidmat kar bustami

ucha rutba paya

maan he pehla murshad ajmal 

bahoo ne farmaya

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WICHAR JANDE NE MEET JINNHAN DE 

OH KAD ROON THOORA

RAGAAN WICHOON ROOG MUHAMMAD JIS DA NAM WICHORA

CHANANIYAAN RATA MENOON LAGAN HUNIRYAA

JADOON DIYA MAAN METHOO AKHIYAAN NE PHERIYA

PEER HUN SADHE WHERE KAD HUN PANE NE

OVI DIN HUN MURH KADOON ANE NE

HUNDIYAN SI JADOON GALLAN TERIYAAN TE MIRIYAAN

MAAN TERE JAN NE TE JAAN KADH LAI E

TERE BHAJOON MERI KISE KHABAR NA LAI E

MUKIYAAN NE ODOON DIYAAN MERIYAAN DALERIYAAN

APNE PARAYAAN NOON MAIN DUKHRE SUNAIYE NE

KADOON HUN MERE UTE MAAN WALE SAIYE NE

TERE BHAJHOON KHEERAN HUN KOON MANGE MERIYAAN

DUKH KI SUNAWAAN MERE DUKH NAIYOON MUKDE

OOS WEELE JA MERE HANJOO NAIYOON MUKDE

WEKHNA WAAN JADOON JA KE MITTI DIYAAN TERIYAAN

EID CHAND RAAT FAMOUS POETRY

دیکھا حلال عید تو معحسوس یوں ہوا

لو ایک سال اور جدائی کا کٹ گیا

Dekha halale Eid to mehsos yoon hova

lo ek sal awr judai ka kat gaya

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دیکھا عید کا چاند تہ مانگی یہ دعا رب سے

دے دے تیرا ساتھ عید کا تحفہ سمجھ کے

dekha eid ka chand to mangi yeh dua rab se

de de tera sath eid ka tuhfa samajh ke

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تعری خواہش بس تیری امید کارتا ہے کوئی

دیکھ کر تجھ کہ معری جان عید کرتا ہے کوئی

teri khawahish bas teri umeed karta he koi

dekh kr tujh ko meri jaan eid karta he koi

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tere kehne pe lagai he yeh mehndi main ne

eid par ab na to aaya to qayamat ho gi

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Eid ke chand ko dekhe na koi mere siwa

is ke deedar ko ik sal guzara main ne

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tere chehre se hi talooh ho ga eid ka chand

hamain bhi hasrat he is bar eid manane ki

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shayad tum aao main ne isi intezar main

ab ke baras ki eid bhi tanha guzar di

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yeh eid to phir se lot aayi

jo bichre hain wo kab lotain ge

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kitni eidain guzar gai tum bin ab khuda ke liye na tarpana

dekho phir eid aane wali he eid ke sath tum bhi a jana

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eid un ki guzri jin ko deddare yar naseeb hova

hamari to eid guzar gai zikre yar karte karte

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hata kar zulf chehre se na chat par sham ko jana

kahain koi eid na kar le abhi ramzan baqi he

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