Saturday, 23 January 2016

Usay Shayad Is Ki Khabar Nahi





Jisay Naaz Sheesha-e-Dil Pay HaI, Usay Shayad Is Ki Khabar Nahi
K Yeh PathroN Ka Dayaar HaI, YahaN Koi Aaina'Gar Nahi
Wo Musafir-e-Shab-e-Zeest Hon K Kisi Ki Mujh Pe Nazar Nahi
Mere Raaste Ki Saher To Hai, Mere Raaste Mein Sahar Nahi
Mere Sath Sath RawaN To Hai, Koi Saaya Sa Kisi Yaad Ka
Hai Wohi Shareek-e- Safar Mera, Jo Mera Shareek-e-Safar Nahi
Gham-e-Dil Tera Gham-e-Dil SahI, Isay Kar Tu Nazar-e-Gham-e-JahaN
Wo Chiraagh Koi Charaagh HaI? Jo Charaagh-e-Raah-e-Guzar Nahi
Ye Sham-e-Ishq Ki Be~Dili, Ye Hayat-e-Fan Ki UdasiyaN
Mere Shehr-e-Gham Mein Hai Kon Si, Wo Gali Jo Khaak Basar Nahi
Main Kisi Ke Husn Ki Dilkashi , Jo BayaaN Karon To Bhi Kis Tarah
K Nazar Ke Paas ZubaaN Nahi, To ZabaaN K Paas Nazar Nahi
Ye Dayaar-e-Ghaflat-e-Shauq HaI, Na Hamare Saath Chale Koi
K Guzar Rahe Hain WahaN Se HuM, JahaN Khud Hamara Guzar Nahi
Na Hi Ghuncha-e-Dil Khila, Na Mili Hayaat Ko Roshani
Ye Sehar To Aur Kisi Ki HaI, Ye Sehar Hamari Sehar Nahi

SARDAR OR DOCTOR

DOCTOR NE SARDAR KI BIVI KE MUN MAIN THERMOMETER RAKH KAR MUN BAND KARNE KO KAHA
SARDAR BIVI KO ITNI KHAMOSH DEKH KAR BOLA
DOCTOR SAHIB E CHEEZ KINE DI ANDI E

magar phir yuN huwa jaana




Ajab sanjog hai jaana
yeh kaisa rog hai jaana
baRay booRhay batatay thay
kayi qissay sunatay thay
magar hum maantay kab thay?
yeh sab kuch jaantay kab thay?
k
bohot pukhta iraday
kis tarah TooT jate hain?
hamain Idraak hi kab tha
hamein kaamil bhrosa tha
hamare sath kisi soorat bhi
aisa ho nehin sakta
yeh dil kabhi qaboo se be~qaboo
ho nehin sakta
Magar
magar phir yuN huwa jaana
najanay kyun huwa jaana
jigar ka khooN huwa jaana
Tere Abroo ki ik jumbash per
tere qadmoN ki aahaT per
Ghulabi muskurahaT per
tere sir k isharay per
sada-e-dilrubana per
chehra-e-ma'soomana per
nigah-e-qaatilana per
jafa-e-mehrmana per
ada-e-kafirana per
ghayal ho gaye hum bhi
baRay be~baak phirtay thay
maayil ho gaye hum bhi
sakhawat kerne aaye thay
aur saa'el ho gaye hum bhi
baRay booRhon ki in baatoN k
Qaa'il ho gaye hum bhi
k
Mohabbat Rog hai jaana
Ajab sanjog hai jaana

Friday, 22 January 2016

BINAA MAHI KIWAIN DIL PARCHANWAN RATAAN DI MERI NEEND UD GAI . NUSRAT FATEH ALI

was nere nere we dhola
sanoo har dham teriyaan looraan
duniyan de wich sajna bahjoon ni poriyaan hondiyaan thooraan

jad tikkar mera ishq salamat
kayoon hoor kise wal jooran
sajna ishq da kafir hovaan
je yar walloon mukh moraan


wichar gaya mere dil da jani
te main kakhaan wangar rull gai
phullan naloon nazik jindari
meri wich kandiyaan de rull gai
gham sajna da mar mukaya 
te main athroo wangar dhull gai
ik maya teri yaad na puldi
baqi har shai jag di pull gai

binna mahi kiwain dil parchawaan
rataan di meri neend ud gai



KISSI DIN ZARA MUSKURA KAR TU DEKHOO

JAFAIN BUHAT JI BUHAT ZULM DHAIYE
KABHI IK NIGAHE KARAM IS TARAF BHI
HAMESHA HOVE DEKH KAR MUJH KO BARHAM
KISSI DIN ZARA MUSKURA KAR TU DEKHOO


JO ULFAT MAIN HAR IK SITAM HE QAWARA
KE SAB KUSCH HE PAASE WAFA TUJH SE WARNA
SATATE HO DIN RAT JIS TARHA MUJH KO
KISI GHEER KO TUM SATA KAR TU DEKHOO

AGAR CHE KISI BAAT PAR WO KHAFA HAIN
TU ACHA YAHI HE TUM APNI SI KAR LO
WOH MANE NA MANE YEH MARZI HE UN KI
MAGAR UN KO PURNAM MANA KAR TU DEKHOO

TUMHAIN DIL LAGI BOOL JANA PARE GI KABHI DIL KISI SE LAGA KAR TO DEKHOO



TUMHAIN DIL LAGI BOOL JANA PARE GI
 KABHI DIL KISI SE LAGA KAR TO DEKHOO
MUHABBAT KI RAHOON MAIN A KAR TU DEKHOO


TARAPNE PE MERE NA PHIR TUM HANSO GE
 KABHI DIL KISI SE LAGA KAR TU DEKHOO

HONTOON KE PASS AIYE HANSI KAYA MAJAL HE
DIL KA MUAMLA HE KOI DIL LAGI NAHIN

ZAKHM PE ZAKHM KHA KE JI
APNE LAHOO KE GHOONT PI
AH NA KAR LABOON KO SI
ISHQ HE DILLAGI NAHAIN

DIL LAGA KAR PATA CHALE GA TUMHAIN
 ASHQI DIL LAGI NAHIN HOTI

KHOON RULAIYE YEH LAGGI DIL KI
KHEEL SAMJHO NA DIL LAGGI DIL KI

YEH ISHQ NAHIN ASSAN BAS ITNA SAMJH LIJIYE
IK AAG KA DARYA HE OR DOOB KE JANA HE

WAFAOON KI HAM SE TAWAQO NAHAIN HE
MAGAR EK BAAR AZMA KAR TU DEKHOO
ZAMANE KO APNA BANA KAR TU DEKHA
HAMIN BHI TU APNA BANA KAR TU DEKHO

KHUDA KE LIYE CHOOR DO AB YEH PARDA
KE HAIN AJ HAM TUM NAHAIN GHEER KOI
SHABBE WASL BHI HE HIJAAB IS QADAR KAYOON
ZARA RUKH SE ANCHAL UTHA KAR TU DEKHOO

JAFAIN BUHAT JI BUHAT ZULM DHAIYE
KABHI IK NIGAHE KARAM IS TARAF BHI
HAMESHA HOVE DEKH KAR MUJH KO BARHAM
KISSI DIN ZARA MUSKURA KAR TU DEKHOO


JO ULFAT MAIN HAR IK SITAM HE QAWARA
KE SAB KUSCH HE PAASE WAFA TUJH SE WARNA
SATATE HO DIN RAT JIS TARHA MUJH KO
KISI GHEER KO TUM SATA KAR TU DEKHOO

AGAR CHE KISI BAAT PAR WO KHAFA HAIN
TU ACHA YAHI HE TUM APNI SI KAR LO
WOH MANE NA MANE YEH MARZI HE UN KI

MAGAR UN KO PURNAM MANA KAR TU DEKHOO


MAAN DI SHAAN ... SHEER MIYAAN DAD QAWAL


MAIN KINNO KINNO DASSAN E RAAZ DIYA GALLA .. PUNJABI

B BOLDE DE TENOON KHABAR HE NI 
KOON WICH TERE PIYA BOLDA E

IK JAAN MAKKE TE O KHAAN TAKKE 
O POJAN CHARE KATIYAAN NO

IK JAAN GANGA TE O LEEN PANGA
O POJAN PATHRAAN WATIYAAN NOON

IK DAIN BANGA TE O MARAN CHAGA
JEWAIN MAJJAN HARLADIYAAN KATIYAAN NOON
JEWAIN MAJJAN HARLADIYAAN KATIYAAN NOON

MAIN KINNO KINNO DASSAN E RAZ DIYAAN GALLAN

GHAR APNE I WANDE TE NAYAAZ DA KI FAIDA
TERA DIL JE NE SAF TE NAMAAZ DA KI FAIDA


DO GHUT PITI DHOOL GAYA WAAN ..... PUNJABI ... MAZA NA AYA TE PESE WAPAS




MEKHANE ANPOOL GAYA WAAN 
DO GHUTT PITI DHOOL GAYA WAAN

A GAI BOTEL MERE WALLE
MAIN KOI BOTEL KOOL GAYA WAAN

MAAF KARAIN MAIN WICH NASHE DE
KHAWRE KI KI BOOL GAYAN WAAN

PAYAR NI LABDA WICH KITABAAN
SARE WARQE PHOOL GHAYA WAAN

DUNYAAN DE SUKH SARE MAIN TE
KOORI SHAI WICH GHOOL GHAYA WAAN

WICH NASHE DE MARI NIZAMI
LAGDA E SACH BOOL GAYA WAAN

POET BARI NIZAMI
SINGER NUSRAT FATEH ALI KHAN




WO BE WAFA HE

DILE NADAAN TUJHE HOVA KAYA HE
AKHIR IS DARD KI DAWA HE

JAAN TUM PAR NISAAR KARTA HOON 
MAIN NAHAIN JANTA WAFA KAYA HE

MERE DUKHAAN NOON O YARA JANE KALLA KALLA TARA --- PUNJABI





MERE DUKHAAN NOON O YARA JANE KALLA KALLA TARA
WE MAIN BUK BUK ROOWAAN JADOON SOONDA JAG SARA

DARDI MAIN KISE NAL KARDI NA GALL WE
ETHE GALL GALL UTTE PE JANDE WALL WE

JE TOON  NAI SI NIBHANI DITTA CHOTHA KANOO LARA
MERE DUKHAAN NOON O YARA JANE KALLA KALLA TARA


GHAM HE YA KHUSHI HE TU .... MERI ZINDAGI HE TU

GHAM HE YA KHUSHI HE TU 
 MERI ZINDAGI HE TU

AFTOON KE DOOR MAIN
CHAIN KI GHARI HE TU

MERI RAT KA CHARAGH
MERI NEEND BHI HE TU

MAIN KHIZAN KI SHAM HOON 
RUT BAHAR KI HE TU

DOSTOON KE DARMIYAAN
WAJHE DOOSTI HE TU

MERI SARI UMER MAIN 
EK HI KAMI HE TU

MAIN TU WOH NAHAIN RAHA
HAAN MAGAR WOHI HE TU

NASIR IS DYAR MAIN 
KITNA AJNABI HE TU


POET ... NASIR KAZMI

Tuesday, 19 January 2016

" Miss meri ammi ne kaha he sone se pehle sone ki dua par liya karo"

Pappu ne class main mun main dua parhni shoro kar di.
Miss ne pocha " yeh tum mun main kaya bar bara rahe ho.
Pappu " Miss meri ammi ne kaha he sone se pehle sone ki dua par liya karo"

Molvi sahib aor Nikah

Nikah ke bad dulhe ne molvi sahib se pocha "  Ap ki fees"
Molvi Sahib " Beeta dulhan ki khobsoorti ke mutabiq de do"
Dulhe ne so 100 Rupee de diye
Molvi sahib ko bura laga
Itne main teez hawa chali Dulhan ka ghonghat chehre se hat gaya. Molvi sahib ne chehra dekh liya.
aor jaldi se bole yeh lo beeta assi 80 rupee baqaya

Sunday, 17 January 2016

رنجش ہی سہی دل ہی دکھانے کے ليے آ

رنجش ہی سہی دل ہی دکھانے کے ليے آ
آ پھر سے مُجھے چھوڑ کے جانے کے ليے آ
پہلے سے مراسم نا سہی پھر بھی کبھی تو
رسمِ راہِ دنيا ہی نبھانے کے ليے آ
کس کس کو بتائيں گے جدائی کا سبب ہم
تُو مجھ سے خفا ہے تو زمانے کے ليے آ
کچھ تو ميرے پندارِ محبت کا بھرم رکھ
تُو بھی تو مجھ کو منانے کے ليے آ
ايک عمر سے ہوں لذتِ گِريہ سے بھی محروم
اے راحتِ جان مجھ کو رُلانے کے ليے آ
اب تک دلِ خوش فہم کو تجھ سے ہيں اميديں
يہ آخری شمعيں بھی بُجھانے کے ليے آ
فراز احمد فراز

Mujhe dard de k na Aazma mere Zakhm-e-Dil ki dawa bhi ker


Mujhe dard de k na Aazma mere Zakhm-e-Dil ki dawa bhi ker
Kabhi raas aaye na woh Dawa mere chaara gar yeh dua bhi ker
Mujhe tu wafa ka yaqeen dila ki Qasm kha koi wahda ker
Jisay tu kabhi to nibha sake koi aisa Ehd-e-Wafa bhi ker
Tujhe kia khabar tujhe kia pata teri ik Nigah ne kia kiya?
Keyi teer dil mein utar gaye koi teer aaj khata bhi ker
Kabhi shikwa lab pay na aa Saka teri be~rukhi k khyal se
Meri be~basi pay bhi Ghor ker meri Arz haal suna bhi ker
Jisay tu samajhta tah dillagi woh hai mere dil ko lagi huwi
kabhi rakh k sar mere seenay per meri dhaRkanon ko gina bhi ker
{{{Tere hijr mein jo guzer gaye mere maah-o-saal shabaab k
Na hisaab de maah-o-saal ka kisi pal ka Haq to Adaa bhi ker}}}
baRi khaar daar the raastay jo kiye hain teh tere Waastay
baRi door hain meri Manzilain abhi mujh se raahein juda na ker
Kabhi Mehki zulzoN ki chhaoN mein kabhi raaston ki hawaoN mein
kahay Dil k chal usi gaoN mein wahan 4 din to raha bhi ker
Mujhe dard de k na Aazma mere Zakhm-e-Dil ki dawa bhi ker
Kabhi raas aaye na woh Dawa mere chaara gar yeh dua bhi ker

Jisay Naaz Sheesha-e-Dil Pay HaI, Usay Shayad Is Ki Khabar Nahi


Jisay Naaz Sheesha-e-Dil Pay HaI, Usay Shayad Is Ki Khabar Nahi
K Yeh PathroN Ka Dayaar HaI, YahaN Koi Aaina'Gar Nahi
Wo Musafir-e-Shab-e-Zeest Hon K Kisi Ki Mujh Pe Nazar Nahi
Mere Raaste Ki Saher To Hai, Mere Raaste Mein Sahar Nahi
Mere Sath Sath RawaN To Hai, Koi Saaya Sa Kisi Yaad Ka
Hai Wohi Shareek-e- Safar Mera, Jo Mera Shareek-e-Safar Nahi
Gham-e-Dil Tera Gham-e-Dil SahI, Isay Kar Tu Nazar-e-Gham-e-JahaN
Wo Chiraagh Koi Charaagh HaI? Jo Charaagh-e-Raah-e-Guzar Nahi
Ye Sham-e-Ishq Ki Be~Dili, Ye Hayat-e-Fan Ki UdasiyaN
Mere Shehr-e-Gham Mein Hai Kon Si, Wo Gali Jo Khaak Basar Nahi
Main Kisi Ke Husn Ki Dilkashi , Jo BayaaN Karon To Bhi Kis Tarah
K Nazar Ke Paas ZubaaN Nahi, To ZabaaN K Paas Nazar Nahi
Ye Dayaar-e-Ghaflat-e-Shauq HaI, Na Hamare Saath Chale Koi
K Guzar Rahe Hain WahaN Se HuM, JahaN Khud Hamara Guzar Nahi
Na Hi Ghuncha-e-Dil Khila, Na Mili Hayaat Ko Roshani
Ye Sehar To Aur Kisi Ki HaI, Ye Sehar Hamari Sehar Nahi .....

Bad Hazmi Or Us Ka Ilaj . Desi Totka

Bad Hazmi بد ہضمی اور اس کا دیسی علاج
agar ap ko badhazmi ho jaiye khate Dkar aian peet main gass bhar jaiye to yeh totka istemal kar ke dekahi
tabaiyat zayada kharab ho to doctor se rajoo karain.
15 pate podina
1 adad choti ilachi
1 chutki sonf
agar blodd pressure na ho to ek chutki  namak (salt ) mila dain.
in chezzon ko derh cup pani main ubal lain jab pani ek cup reh jaiye to to ise chaan kar pi lain. pete hi Insha Allah ap ko afaqa ho ga. agar is kehwa ko ap aksar istemal main rakhain to peet ki kai bemariyoon se mehfooz rahain ge.