Ek Pendo larki ne English sekh li ... Or had kardi kese

A husband was teaching english to his wife,
Wife in afternoon: chalo Dinner khalo!
Husband: Arey pagal isay DINNER nahi LUNCH kehte hein..
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Wife: Pagal hoga tu gadhe!
ye kal raat ka khana hai.